Arrrgh!, this is your captain speakin' we'll be landin' soon
,Conan,"Good, a nigga gots to get her gravy train movin'!",
maaan, dat guy tryin' to guide dee plane
Landing Guide Guy,"oh man, I think I just ended up like Tom Cruise in that movie Born on the Fourth of July"
Alec Baldwin's day job, butler
Meanwhile at Conan's phat palacial estate...
Rosie O'Donald, Conan's cousin, shows up with Harrison Ford in his Storm Trooper outfit and their both on a sweet Speeder Bike! Thumpin' some of the hot off the charts Elactric Beats
Rosie starts boosing
then starts unloading mass amounts of chunks, orange vomit too, just like her
then the biggest celebrity of all shows up, yup Mr. Neckbreaker himself, yeah you recognize that ponytail
then the EMO-CREW showed up, Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley,
and Chris Carraba
every one was gaping that ass and tearin' vaginas up the party...
Meanwhile, Conan was all of a sudden being atacked by Vin Diesel Yea's "Delorean Gang"
,but Conan out fast and furyed them...
Meanwhile the straight edge kids show up, to gorrila mosh. Bitches
its all about shakin' your hips, not your fists.
Then Henry Rollins got to the place with the Stalone
,Shaq and Big Willy were gettin' down on da pavement doin' prison style B-ball(if yall know what I mean)
Ahhhh!, some goths showed up
ahhhhhhh!, more goths, (wonder where they buy their capes?)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! more goths?!, (remeber that awesome show Ahhh!, Real Monsters?)
the the hoe-barbie was hoen' it up with Stalone
then Jenny Lewis was like bitch yous a bads representations of "womyn"(we gotta get rid of the "men" in Women"
then outta nowheres Stalone was like,"Hold the horses, theirs enough 'Stabone' to go around!"
then Jenny Lewis shot the macaroni out of Stalon
when Jenny Lewis killed him no one cared because it prevevnted him from making another Rocky
outta nowheres Jenny Lewis was like,"DIE!, yous pigs!"
when her womynly rage ended there were piles of dead men
,but she let the womyn and the gayboys live(YEA!)
then a mysterious figure showed up on a killer whale
and it was pop superstar Beck!
and his magical perfomance brought everyone back to life!:)
but this kid was sitting their not watching Beck and was listening to his i-pod:(
oh, never mind he's listening to Karate:)Awesomness!
Meanwhile, Conan was on his merry little way to the partay! and some guy stopped him
Wierdo,"beware conan you will be murdered, the first sign is a killer robot will show up, the second sign is another killer robot will show up, the third is monkeys will fix a DeLorean", but Consy was like waevah
At the party... Spiderman"So your Goth, how gay of you"
Spiderman,"Oh what the hell happend, my whole body is in an unspeakable pain"
Oh Snap! it's the Cone Man!
later Conan and Jerry Sienfeld are talking about property value and Conans new whale...
*GASP* a killer robot shows up...
*GASP* another killer robot shows up
*GASPPPPP!* MONKEYS FIXING A GOD DAMN DELOREON!!!!
so Conan beats Jerry Sienfeld to death
No! Conans been murdured
Wolverine,"That makes me sick"
Robocop shows up to solve the horrid crime!
this was founded at the scene of the crime
wich guy with a missing arm is it?
firs try, ain't this fag
second try, oh shit its Toby Mcguire
so the killer robots ripped him in half...
oh well, Spiderman 2 sucked and was insanely overated anyways,
THE END... ?
(this is dedicated to 9/11)
this was made by these users(I'm too tired to make links)